Tis the season, Part Deux….
And now Part II of The Matthew Belvedere Halloween Special……
Alright people lets talk costumes. I currently have two ideas either one would be pretty great, but quite frankly this is the best I could come up with!
1.Transvestite/Undercover Cop - Ok so this stroke of genius came from this past week’s episode of south park. Big surprise but this idea is just so unbearably ugly! Essentially this costume is me in some very messy drag. As of right now I would require one platinum blond wig (Preferably Kim of the real housewives of hotlanta), a slutty top and skirt, stripper shoes, and a badge. Not my most inventive costume but this would be a guaranteed hot mess because you know I ain’t shaving my beard and I am not adept at putting on make up…
2. A Nevernude- Now for those who are unaware of what this is, I can tell you that it is exactly as what it sounds like. You can’t be nude ever, not even to yourself, and thus you must always wear a pair of jean short cut offs! This costume is kind of genius because it allows me to show a lot of skin, also it’s a tribute to the show that birthed the it “Arrested Development”. David cross is genius as Tobias in the show who suffers from the affliction “There are dozens of us!”. This is also a relatively easy costume to do since it only needs one thing cut offs, and let’s face it were in a recession.
As of right now Im kind of leaning towards the nevernude I have a pair of cut offs just lying around somewhere! I’ll just need to hit the gym from now til halloween!
