Tis the season Part one!
It should be no surprise to anyone that Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year! Lets face it what beats costumes, candy, friends, parties and bars??? NOTHING that’s what! It’s the one holiday were i can still embrace the big kid in me (The big kid that likes to eat his weight in candy). It’s also the one day where I can dress up like the passion of the christ and get away with it, although some bitch seemed to be offended last year for some reason and she decided to put her cigarette out on my back, jokes on her though she’s pregger’s and out of wedlock I hear!
Anyways what im saying is that it’s the one glorious day of the year when I and everyone else can look like a total jackass/ slutty! Oh and in recent years the holiday has become my partner and I’s anniversary so that’s always a nice plus!
Well in the spirit of the season I’m reviewing my top costumes and candy as well as the worst! Im also taking suggestions for halloween costume ideas right now!
Top Costumes
- Passion of the Christ Jesus! (Wildly offensive, and yet somehow sexy!)
- Messy drag Secretary (Those who saw those know it was haenus/stunning!)
- Darth Vader! (You can never go wrong with this classic Ages 8-12)
Worst Costumes
- Passion of the Christ Jesus! (What the fuck was i thinking, I was it twice! It’s a very messy costume and crackheads will tell you to get some jesus in your life!)
- A ghost! (BOO!)
- Hipster Zombie! (Only an excuse to go drink somewhere for free)
Possibles for this year!
- Terry from Reno 911! (That’s if Jeff is dangle again!)
- Lady Gaga (With penis)
- Please someone suggest something I Can’t do Jesus again!!!!
Best Candy
- Butterfingers
- Snickers
- Those people who aren’t home who leave the take only one bowls!!!!!
Worst Candy
- Smarties (There like chalk)
- Wax Lips (Whats the fuckin point)
- Anything not candy! (Candy is the focal point of this holiday!)
